How to Invest in the United States of America
Straight Talk - Stock Market by senatork
Step 1: Get a lot of money, preferable money you don’t need.
Step 2: Invest in dollars or stock tied to the U.S. dollar to make sure your investments are tied directly to the economic future of the United States.
Step 3: Ignore stock advice from CNBC, the Wall Street Journal, Goldman Sachs and especially the S&P people.
Step 4: Sing “America the Beautiful” with feeling.
Step 5: Stare dumbfounded as your stocks plummet.
Step 6: Trade what’s left for a sandwich.
Step 7: Tell all your buddies around the oil drum fire what a big wig you used to be.