Tuesday, August 09, 2011

How to Invest in the United States of America - T Shirt Edition

How to Invest in the United States of America





Straight Talk - Stock Market by senatork

Step 1: Get a lot of money, preferable money you don’t need.

Step 2: Invest in dollars or stock tied to the U.S. dollar to make sure your investments are tied directly to the economic future of the United States.



Step 3: Ignore stock advice from CNBC, the Wall Street Journal, Goldman Sachs and especially the S&P people.

Step 4: Sing “America the Beautiful” with feeling.

Step 5: Stare dumbfounded as your stocks plummet.



Step 6: Trade what’s left for a sandwich.

Step 7: Tell all your buddies around the oil drum fire what a big wig you used to be.

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